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ILeslie, in the epic poem, "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner", the main character foolishly shoots the lucky albatross, and his enraged shipmates hang the dead creature around his neck as punishment. Sounds like poetic license, but lots of men today seem to do just about the same thing every morning.

Have you forgotten how fun ties can be, and what a lift a great tie can give your whole appearance? Ties are really the most expressive part of a man's wardrobe, and if you're not taking advantage of that, you're missing the boat. So get the albatross off your neck and step into something more creative!

See you soon,

Ed and Mary Longanecker
Iris City Cleaners and Laundering Company

Quote of the Week

"I have a hankering to go back to the Orient and discard my necktie. Neckties strangle clear thinking." -- Lin Yutang

Let's face it -- there are a lot of boring (if not flat ugly) ties in this world. And that's a shame, since the necktie is really the only expressive garment you can wear when you're dressing for success. Sure, you can go wild and wear a dark-colored shirt or some flashy socks, but the tie is the centerpiece of male fashion creativity.

So, how are your ties looking these days? Can you remember which one you wore last? (It's no fair if you wear the same one all the time!) Spice up your image and have a little fashion fun.

What is your neck saying?

People learn at a very early age to read visual cues that other people display (whether they realize it or not). What is that bit of silk saying to everyone around you at the office?

Themed Ties

There are ties for almost every theme you can think of, and you can enjoy wearing them because they nearly always get a smile out of people. For example:

  • Holiday ties (no, they don't have to light up and play obnoxious tinny music to qualify.) Not just Christmas and Hanukkah and Easter, but Thanksgiving, Valentines Day, St. Patrick's Day, your birthday....
  • Patriotic ties.
  • Professional ties, with graphics that relate to what you do, whether you're a teacher, a doctor, a lawyer, a stockbroker, a musician, a fireman -- you get the idea.
  • Hobby ties. Perhaps you love sports or music or traveling or fishing or even curling up with a good book. There are ties out there for you.
  • College ties, with sports teams or school colors on them.
  • Animal ties with beautiful graphics that are sure conversation-starters.

The ties pictured above right are from the website Neal's Ties. Check it out. Oh, and the bowtie at the top? It's made of beautiful wood! Light-weight, beautiful, never needs drycleaning. See more on Wooden Bowties website.

Professional "T-shirt"

You don't have to wait for the weekends to proclaim your message. You can use a tasteful tie to do it, too. Some non-profit organizations sell ties that help boost their visibility. Other ties just give you the ability to share a good visual joke, or lift yourself above the ranks of the boringly noosed.

The ties at left are all from the website Wild Ties. There are many sites on the internet that offer ties for sale, and this one has everything from Art Ties to Polka Dots, NonProfit Ties, Sports Ties, Floral Ties and yes, even solid colors. Another good source of silk or polyester ties in different themed categories is NothingButNeckties. This is the place to get ties for the basketball nut, computer geek, horse enthusiast, photographer, new dad, and so on.

Ties don't have to be shaped like a wide arrow, either. The guitar tie in the display above is a great example. Other "shape" ties are also available.

Selecting a Good Tie

Ties are not the simple adornment they appear. If not properly cut from the fabric at an angle (called "on the bias") they can end up pulling or hanging crookedly. The best ties are properly cut, lined with enough material to give the tie weight (to keep it in place) and should hold their shape when tied -- not just on the rack. Trying on the tie is the best gauge of this, of course.

Read about "Assessing the Value and Quality of a Tie" (from SharpGrooming) and learn how to tell a hand-made tie from one that is mass-produced, and how to evaluate a tie before you buy.

Tie Care

  • Silk requires professional care. If you spill on it, bring it to us. Don't mess with trying to soak out the stain or steam it or any of the other advice you might find on the internet. The sooner we get it, the more likely we can completely remove the stain.
  • Even "washable" ties will look better with professional finishing.
  • Ties should be stored on hangers of some sort, not left tied in the knot. Leaving it tied may make for quick putting on, but you'll have crumpled the fabric just below the knot -- where it will be most noticeable.
  • Remove a tie by reversing the process you used to put it on. Don't just yank one end to untie it. This can stretch and distort the tie, causing it to hang improperly the next time.

If only it was useful!

That's the cry of many a tie wearer. After all, the tie doesn't hold up anything (like a belt or suspenders). It doesn't keep things together (like a lace or zipper). It just... hangs there, waiting for any passing stain.

Just for fun, check out the Half Bakery site (where all half-baked ideas go to roost) and see what people have come up with to turn the humble decorative tie into a truly indispensable item. Ideas include:

  • The CPU Usage Tie and Tie Clip (imagined by a computer guy, of course) that would immediately inform any co-worker how hard the wearer is` thinking -- so that petty conversation can be forestalled until less "CPU activity" is noted.
  • The Swiss Army Tie -- packed full of great tools!
  • The Perishable Paper Tie.
  • The "Watch My Rage" Tie -- think of it as a mood ring that gets the point across a whole lot better.

You can chime in and comment on the ideas, or post a few yourself.

In any case, looking seriously good at work doesn't have to mean having a boring albatross around your neck. Bring the fun back into your fashion by adding a few ties that express your personality and make you stand out as more creative than the guys with the real "snoozer nooses" down the hall. It's really "knot" difficult!

Leslie,  we are enormously appreciative of the opportunity to share our weekly newsletters with you.  We feel that much of the content is valuable for anyone who purchases fine clothing and is interested in their preservations and cleaning. Click on the dancing pencil to the left if your would like to send this and future newsletters to a friend and he will take care of all the rest.
Thanks a million, Ed and Mary

The Iris City Cleaners Connection is a weekly news letter dedicated to the interest of fine garment care, restoration, and conservation.  It is published in Mt Pleasant, Iowa by Iris City Cleaners and is an extension of our services described in
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Watch that Tie!
Especially for Leslie
or someone close

Don't you hate looking down and seeing stains on your tie... right before a big meeting? While we can't do anything to improve your table manners, we can make your ties less likely to stain. Have $10 in regular drycleaning done and we'll clean a tie and apply water repellant to it so it stays clean longer. (Include first page of this newsletter with your order. Offer expires Oct. 15, 2005. Cannot be combined with other offers.)

   
 

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